Bullish Autists Inu Retardio Sextillionaires™

WWW.BAIRS.XYZ

SEXUALLY ATTRACTED 2 HOSKINSON
How to Pikc up a cute B.A.I.R. at a bar
Liquidated on 100x leverage? - Honey Search
Search
BULLISH AUTISTS INU RETARDIO SEXTILLIONAIRES IS A COLLECTION OF COLORED LITTLE BEARS DETERMINED TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.
(Im so hammered right now).
THIS MAY BE YOUR FIRST TIME SEEING THEM, BUT IT WILL NOT BE YOUR LAST. THEY WILL SOON BE IN YOUR CLOSET. IN YOUR LOCAL STRIP CLUB. IN YOUR KITCHEN, NAKED, EATING THE REMAINDER OF YOUR COSTCO ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. BEFRIEND ONE AND YOU MAY FORGE A CONNECTION stronger than the bond between taco bell's Doritos Loccos tacos and the porta potty out front. YOUR B.A.I.R.S. ARE HERE TO STAY. FOREVER AND EVER THEY WILL PASS ALONG THEIR STORIES OF BEING TRAPPED IN YOUR CUM DUNGEON OF A CRYPTO WALLET. AS WE DROP THEM OFF HERE, LIKE A PARENT ON THEIR KIDS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, PLEASE WE BEG OF YOU, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM.
Popup Image
BEFORE NFTS, THERE WERE CRAYONS. BEFORE CRAYONS, THERE WERE MOUNTAINS. SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN, CAVEMEN DREW SHIT ON WALLS. THEY MARKED ASPIRATIONS. DREAMS. NIGHTMARES. STRATEGIES. THE SPIRIT OF CREATION WAS BORN. THE HOMO SAPIENS DREW FIRE, THE VIKINGS DREW ARMS, AND THE ILLUMINATI DREW THE MONA LISA. THEN, BEING NEANDERTHALS, THEY RAN OUT OF IDEAS. BLANK CANVASES SOLD FOR MILLIONS. SATOSHI ARRIVED. LASZLO HAYENCZ BOUGHT A PIZZA. CHARLES GOT KICKED FROM ETHEREUM. THEN B.A.I.R.S. WERE CREATED.
THE B.A.I.R.S. HOIST THE TREASURES OF HUMANKIND: ALCOHOL. ADA. FENTANYL. THEY POSSESS THE TOOLS OF CIVILIZATIONS. PICKAXES TO MINE, CLEAVERS TO HACK AND METH. SOME OF THEM HAVE EYEPATCHES, OTHERS LOOK LIKE LADYBUGS. THE SCHIZOS ARE SEEING THEM. THE FEDS ARE SEIZING THEM. THE MORMONS AND MORONS ARE PRAYING TO THEM. BUT THEY BELONG TO US. AND THEY’RE WEARING HATS, BRO. THAT’S CUTE AS FUCK.
SO YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW THE ARTIST? WHY? IF I SAID MY 9-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER DREW THIS YOU WOULD BELIEVE ME. DON’T WORRY, I ONLY LET HER DRAW THE TUSI BAG. I DON’T HAVE A DAUGHTER. BUT THESE B.A.I.R.S. ARE MY CHILDREN. I MADE MY BABIES WITH A HOMELESS MAN. I FED HIM 17 TABS OF ACID AND GAVE HIM A MICROSOFT SURFACE. HE TOOK THE ACID BUT SOLD THE COMPUTER FOR FENT.
SO, NATURALLY, WE CUDDLED IN THE ASSISTANT MANAGERS OFFICE OF AN H&R BLOCK. THEN I WENT HOME AND MADE THESE B.A.I.R.S. HALF-ZOOTED ON THE TRACKPAD OF A MACBOOK AIR. I WAS STILL TRIPPING OFF FENT. I’M A CREATIVE GENIUS. I KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT. I’M ALSO REALLY NICE AT PING PONG.
TAKE YOUR MONEY, GO ON ONLY FANS, AND SUBSCRIBE TO THAT RESTRICTED ACCOUNT YOU’VE TRIED TO ACCESS SO MANY TIMES. REDDIT IS NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR THAT PRIMO CONTENT. THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE. BUT, IF YOU’RE DEAD SET ON MAKING POOR FINANCIAL DECISIONS, WHO AM I TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. IDIOT.
CUM HERE !! TO BURN
YOUR MONEY!
Popup Image
I’LL TELL YOU THE SAME THING MY PARENTS TOLD ME WHEN I THREATENED TO RUN AWAY: “WE DON’T CARE AT ALL, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, AND HONESTLY YOU’RE ADOPTED.” THIS LOVING SENTENCE PERFECTLY DESCRIBES OUR COPYRIGHT POLICY. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO COPY EVERY AND ANY ASPECT OF OUR STRANGE PROJECT.
THE FACT THAT COPYRIGHTING THIS IS EVEN AN OPTION GIVES US ALL THE SATISFACTION WE WOULD HOPE TO GET FROM ACTUALLY DOING IT. SO YES, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TAKE OUR SHIT OR GET INSPIRED BY IT OR WHATEVER. IT’S NOT LIKE WE DIDN’T GET INSPIRED BY PROJECTS THAT CAME BEFORE US YOU KNOW.